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PHOTO FUN

I need some new photos.
Pick your favorite and send it to me.

THANKS.

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He may have the hat, but I have the brains.
- James

Looney party of two, your circus tent is ready
- the phantom

When I grow up I want to be just like my Grandson
- Rich Harline

From birth young DeRees was
destined to become a social outcast.
- nathanial

DeReese IV has such maturity,
here is proof that its not hereditary
- nathanial

It seems to me that
with the proper wind
coming up the canyon
we could experience
lift off at any moment.
- David Clark

So his mom finally let him grow a mustache
-Amos (apple Dumplin gang Member)

It must have skipped a generation!

I wish he'd let go of my arm so I can take off this silly mustache!

Does't Granpa know how stupid we look?

Duh,huh, I'm uncle Jed with....Jethro?????
-tia juana

HA!, Your might be a Clark if..........................
-tia juana

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If there is one thing Mary Lou learned as a Navy Seal seargent it was "Hydrate" - Dogo master

hey I like my grandma - Hyrum Clark

Now how are we gonna 'Prime the Pump?'
- Desert Pete

@%*#(+%#&@&*^~(+% - Grandma

She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
And we'd begged her not to leave.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the cave.
- Ben

just a little nip of the "juice" she says, all the while thinking "just two more days, you can make it. where's my bottle?" - Rich

Grandma sure knows how to pick the best caves! - Steven the Younger

The highlight of the last reunion-
grandma actually moved.

- The Aussie Horseshoe Master

That's the last time I challenge Grandma to a CHUG-A-LUG! - Anonymous

I thought she said Hoochie coo! - Anonymous

She's your Grandma! You carry her out!
- Anonymous

You're the one that suggested we bring her! - Anonymous

Take one down and pass it around...! - Anonymous

I think it was the 12 Kids! - Anonymous

There she goes again! Do you think we should tell the Bishop? - Anonymous

Don't let Grandma near the open fire pit she might explode! - Anonymous

I wish we could get Grandma to burn the still. - Anonymous

Grandma visits the Indian reservation to celebrates her Mexican-Indian heritage by fishing for the worm at the bottom of a bottle of tequilla. - The Mexican Horseshoe Master

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I still can't believe grandma traded in her Harley for a freestyle dirtbike. - Nathan

cool bike dude - hyrum clark

Don't look at me! I haven't put my chrome polish on yet. - Rich

So thats where my motorcycle went.
- Harley Davidson

When did David remove the training wheels? - Anonymous

Grandma hasn't been the same since she bought her a new bike. - Anonymous

If you have any pictures or news
that you would like posted for the whole family to see and/or read, send me an email.

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